jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He said rape happens for a reason.
• When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
• When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
• He’s a spoiled little brat.

Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:

• He looks ‘feminine’
• you think he’s gay
• His voice sounds ‘feminine’

louiswilliams:

and here we have boybander harry styles miserably failing to attemp to crack a joke

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight